Part One
Whenever you call me, I’ll be there
Whenever you want me, I’ll be there
Whenever you need me, I’ll be there
I’ll be around
Whenever you want me, I’ll be there
Whenever you need me, I’ll be there
I’ll be around
In certain regenerations, Neas would acquire one that had
the gift of song.
Such was the case of her nineteenth regeneration, who she
named “Si.”
Physically a young woman of seventeen years of age, she
sang with an angelic, soulful voice that harmonized throughout her T.A.R.D.I.S.
Gizmo, her pet Mogwai, was her only audience; perched on
her shoulder, he chirped along to the acoustic melody she played on her guitar
in her rendition of the Spinners’ “I’ll Be Around.”
The comforting session lasted for a short time before it
was disrupted.
Rock music blared from further within the ship.
“Sounds like our recent ‘guest’ just woke up,” Si
groaned, setting aside both her guitar and Gizmo on the console platform seat
next to her. “Keep the tunes goin’ for me, Giz. I’ll be right back.”
The little Mogwai followed her lead, plucking at the
guitar strings.
Si smiled, recognizing the melody he played as the one
his previous owner, Billy Peltzer, once taught him.
She ultimately left the console room and went to one of
the many bedrooms reserved for herself and her guests. There, she walked upon a
space cluttered by trash, an array of electronics, and cats – among other
things. It reeked with the scent of dry-roasted peanuts and cigar smoke.
At the center of it all was the cause of it all, her companion: the one and (thankfully) only,
Hellboy.
The well-meaning half-demon was shirtless and
weight-lifting at the moment.
“What’s happenin’, kid?” he said with a lit cigar in his
mouth.
Si could barely hear him through the loud rock music.
There were at least a dozen stereos in his room, any one
of them being where the music blasted from.
Rather than guess, Si simply used her sonic screwdriver
to shut all of them off.
“You twisted my
sisters,” Hellboy griped.
“That was Van Halen.”
“Really? These 80s rock bands sound all alike, after a
while.”
“You know, I was in the middle of a session in the
console room before your music loudly
interrupted mine.”
“How can ya even hear me all the way from there?”
“Because that
is how loud your music is!”
“Whatever happened to the big Italian lady? She was my
kinda woman and a way better hostess than you.”
Si felt a headache coming on – one as big as Hellboy’s
biceps.
“We’ve been through this several times, H.B.,” she said. “Rickert got hurt real bad, and she
had to regenerate…into me. And, as
her successor, I take serious offense in how you talk about her like she’s not me. I’m standing right in front of
you!”
Now Hellboy felt a headache coming on.
“Yeah, I still
miss the big Italian lady,” he professed.
Si moaned with aggravation; it was like talking to a big
kid.
Technically, Hellboy was
one.
Like Si herself, he did not physically look his age; he
was sixty years old but barely out of his twenties.
Their spat was suddenly intruded by the violent lurching
of the T.A.R.D.I.S.
The ringing of the cloister bell soon followed.
“What’s goin’ on?!” Hellboy exclaimed.
“I dunno,” Si remarked. “Let’s go find out.”
Together, they rushed back into the console room, finding
a dazed Gizmo lying atop of Si’s slightly dented guitar on the floor. “You
O.K., fuzz-ball?” Hellboy asked him, afterwards receiving a contented chirp in
response from the tough little Mogwai.
“We’ve materialized out of the infinite dimensional
corridor,” Si noted through the console readout. “But I wasn’t anywhere near the controls.”
“You think the fuzz-ball might’ve done it?” Hellboy
presumed.
Si questionably frowned at the presumption. “He was
sitting six feet away.”
Before Hellboy could have come up with any other asinine
theories, Si brought up their new, unexpected destination on the view screen.
They discovered that they arrived in a dark dimension devoid of human life,
with ash-like spores floating in the air.
“O…kay,” Hellboy uncomfortably muttered. “That doesn’t look good.”
“No,” Si acknowledged. “But I’m going out in it anyway.”
“You nuts?!” Hellboy said. “It looks like death out there!”
“So you’re coming with then?”
“Bet your sweet butt I am, kid.”
Hellboy armed himself with his usual assortment of items:
his utility belt, his jacket, holy relics, horseshoes, various herbs, hand
grenades, and his trusty, oversized revolver, which he called the “Good
Samaritan.”
Si only required her sonic screwdriver, smarts, and a
change of clothes.
The Time Lord and the half-demon trekked through the
eerie atmosphere, seeing how it strongly resembled a small Midwestern town, one
whose name they learned to be Hawkins, Indiana from the “Welcome” sign.
It was deathly quiet – not a single living soul to be
found other than themselves.
Or so they thought until they detected movement within a
nearby police station.
Hellboy readied the Good Samaritan while Si illuminated
their path with her sonic screwdriver, both preparing themselves for whatever
might’ve been scurrying around in the station.
As it soon turned out, what they cornered was a 12-year-old
girl with shaven hair, wearing a hospital gown.
Si immediately had Hellboy lower his oversized revolver.
“It’s a kid,” the half-demon identified.
The girl was incredibly terrified, quivering as she
looked on them.
“I think my handsome mug scares her,” Hellboy surmised.
“I have that effect.”
Si didn’t want to admit that he might have been right in
the assumption, noticing the girl’s gaze fixated more on Hellboy than her.
Because of this, she soothingly told the frightened child, “It’s alright,
sweetie. We’re not gonna hurt—”
A loud, ear-splitting shriek emitted out of nowhere
inside the station.
Turning away from the girl, Si and Hellboy spotted a
tall, thin humanoid creature with a head absent of any facial features, opening
like a flower to reveal nothing but teeth.
“Ah, crud,” Hellboy moaned. “I knew it!”
“I’ll get the girl out of here,” Si notified. “You deal
with…whatever that is!”
She didn’t have to pull Hellboy’s Right Hand of Doom to
get him to concede; he went right away with combating the predatory creature,
while Si got the girl to her T.A.R.D.I.S. for safety.
Hellboy eventually caught up, marginally battered from
his fight.
“Let’s get outta here,” he ordered Si.
She tried escaping back into the infinite dimensional
corridor but experienced difficulty in doing so. “There’s high interference
we’re getting from this dimension,” she isolated the issue.
“That freakin’ wallflower-head’s gonna catch up with us,”
Hellboy alarmed. “And when it does, it’s gonna—!”
He and Si both froze as soon as the girl they found
approached the control console.
She placed her right hand on the console and, all of a
sudden, the Type-Z dematerialized back into the infinite D.C.
By this circumstance, it became clear to the travelers
that the girl possessed special powers – ones that could influence even a
T.A.R.D.I.S.






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